SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (off to a good start, I am renowned for being the most promiscuous of virgins)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being in long relationships (tell that to my ex’s) So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever (figures the bad parts are actually accurate). Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness (Well duh) Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love (Oooh “love” is capitalized that’s deep.. or just grammatically incorrect) is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! (LOL) Amazing in bed..!!! (I’ll give them that one, I am a fantastic sleeper) Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. (I don’t make people cry. After they meet me tears are the least of their worries)
When you are currently using 104% of your allotted university e-mail space.
When you are counting down the days to your birthday not because it’s your birthday but because it means you can fulfill your life long goal of dropping out of school and becoming a stripper.
When someone asks you to explain your t-shirt and you have to teach them calculus to do so.